Our new Christmas Carol: Sympathy for the Kringle
"Santa" is an anagram for "Satan," after all.
"Sympathy for the Kringle"
By Mick Jangle and Wreath Richards
Please allow me to introduce myself,
I'm a saint who makes a list
I've been around for a long, long year
Delivered many a child's yuletide gift
I was around when Rudolph
Had his moment of doubt and fright
Made damn sure that with his nose
He'd guide my sled at night.
Pleased to meet you, even when you're not awake
But what's puzzlin' me is if you're good for goodness' sake