The Blotter: Uninvited booty call

An apparently-crazed stage-five clinger accosted an East Point Atlantan who just wanted to gawk at the boob tube in the autumn evening.

"Nicky," a female friend of the flustered cop-caller, "was kicking both doors of his apartment and damaged one," according to APD files. "Nicky likes him and knew that he was not with his girlfriend at the time, so she wanted to see him," the report continued.

"Nicky" has allegedly been following the victim and told to stay off his property, although police were not notified of her full identity.

Disclaimer: Creative Loafing is once again rebooting its police blotter. But this time, things are different. We're going to experiment with posting two incidents per day while we shift into a new gear here at HQ.